<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny please - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny please - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Fri, 08 Apr 2005 00:00:07 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Fri, 08 Apr 2005 00:00:07 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2005 00:00:34 -0500</pubDate><title>License to Get Beat Up</title><link>http://www.abum.com/10163/License-to-Get-Beat-Up.html</link><description>This isn&#039;t a good idea if you&#039;re a white dude</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-10163/License-to-Get-Beat-Up.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/10163.jpg</image><media:title>License to Get Beat Up</media:title><media:description>This isn&#039;t a good idea if you&#039;re a white dude</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>bad,idea,plates.,please</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/10163.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 08 Apr 2005 00:00:07 -0400</pubDate><title>please pimp my ride</title><link>http://www.abum.com/3142/please-pimp-my-ride.html</link><description></description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-3142/please-pimp-my-ride.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/3142.jpg</image><media:title>please pimp my ride</media:title><media:description></media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>please,pimp,ride</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/3142.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 20 Jun 2006 00:00:07 -0400</pubDate><title>Sorry, this is the Internet</title><link>http://www.abum.com/18114/Sorry-this-is-the-Internet.html</link><description>Well, maybe he also got on TV.</description><category>People</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-18114/Sorry-this-is-the-Internet.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/18114.jpg</image><media:title>Sorry, this is the Internet</media:title><media:description>Well, maybe he also got on TV.</media:description><media:category>People</media:category><media:keywords>please,sign,soccer,television</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/18114.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 31 Dec 2004 00:08:12 -0500</pubDate><title>Please people, DONT GIVE THIS WOMAN A KNIFE!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/1635/Please-people-DONT-GIVE-THIS-WOMAN-A-KNIFE.html</link><description></description><category>Celebs</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-1635/Please-people-DONT-GIVE-THIS-WOMAN-A-KNIFE.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/1635.jpg</image><media:title>Please people, DONT GIVE THIS WOMAN A KNIFE!</media:title><media:description></media:description><media:category>Celebs</media:category><media:keywords>please,people,give,woman,knife</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/1635.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 12 Feb 2014 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>No Sex Please, We’re Japanese</title><link>http://www.abum.com/92521/No-Sex-Please-We-re-Japanese.html</link><description>Japan’s population could shrink by a third in 40 years because they’re not having enough bambinos—and who’s to blame? 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