<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny karate - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny karate - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Mon, 28 Feb 2005 00:00:07 -0500</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Mon, 28 Feb 2005 00:00:07 -0500</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2005 00:00:41 -0400</pubDate><title>Karate Bloopers</title><link>http://www.abum.com/8862/Karate-Bloopers.html</link><description>What happens when the masters of the deadly turn out to just be deadly to themselves.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-8862/Karate-Bloopers.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/8862.jpg</image><media:title>Karate Bloopers</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/8862.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="64" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>What happens when the masters of the deadly turn out to just be deadly to themselves.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>accident,blooper,karate,ouch</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/8862.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 28 Feb 2005 00:00:07 -0500</pubDate><title>Little Karate Warrior</title><link>http://www.abum.com/2567/Little-Karate-Warrior.html</link><description>The dude may not be three feet tall but he does got a lot of moves.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-2567/Little-Karate-Warrior.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/2567.jpg</image><media:title>Little Karate Warrior</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/2567.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="14" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>The dude may not be three feet tall but he does got a lot of moves.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>little,karate,warrior</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/2567.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 12 Jul 2006 00:00:05 -0400</pubDate><title>Karate Master</title><link>http://www.abum.com/19001/Karate-Master.html</link><description>That kick may come all the way around and clock him in the friggin head</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-19001/Karate-Master.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/19001.jpg</image><media:title>Karate Master</media:title><media:description>That kick may come all the way around and clock him in the friggin head</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>fall,karate,kick,stupid</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/19001.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 14 Sep 2006 00:00:12 -0400</pubDate><title>Monkey Fighter</title><link>http://www.abum.com/23421/Monkey-Fighter.html</link><description>This monkey can kick your ass.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-23421/Monkey-Fighter.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/23421.jpg</image><media:title>Monkey Fighter</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/23421.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="23" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>This monkey can kick your ass.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>fight,karate,monkey</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/23421.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 15 Sep 2006 00:00:03 -0400</pubDate><title>The Power Of Voice</title><link>http://www.abum.com/23562/The-Power-Of-Voice.html</link><description>She screamed so loud, she knocked her opponent out!</description><category>Arts &amp; Animation</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-23562/The-Power-Of-Voice.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/23562.jpg</image><media:title>The Power Of Voice</media:title><media:description>She screamed so loud, she knocked her opponent out!</media:description><media:category>Arts &amp; Animation</media:category><media:keywords>fight,karate,scream</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/23562.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sat, 26 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Dojo Monkey</title><link>http://www.abum.com/62711/Dojo-Monkey.html</link><description>Introducing Dojo Monkey, The dominant black-belt of the species.</description><category>Arts &amp; Animation</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-62711/Dojo-Monkey.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/62711.jpg</image><media:title>Dojo Monkey</media:title><media:description>Introducing Dojo Monkey, The dominant black-belt of the species.</media:description><media:category>Arts &amp; Animation</media:category><media:keywords>dojo,monkey,karate,fight</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/62711.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 10 Nov 2006 00:00:03 -0500</pubDate><title>Karate Cow</title><link>http://www.abum.com/30505/Karate-Cow.html</link><description>Not as crazy as the Kung Pow cow, but it&#039;s still pretty weird.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-30505/Karate-Cow.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/30505.jpg</image><media:title>Karate Cow</media:title><media:description>Not as crazy as the Kung Pow cow, but it&#039;s still pretty weird.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>cow,fight,karate</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/30505.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 31 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>The worst karate punch ever</title><link>http://www.abum.com/62841/The-worst-karate-punch-ever.html</link><description>He works so hard to make it perfect, and then fails miserably.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-62841/The-worst-karate-punch-ever.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/62841.jpg</image><media:title>The worst karate punch ever</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/62841.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="39" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>He works so hard to make it perfect, and then fails miserably.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>karate,punch,block,miss,hurt</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/62841.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2007 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Karate Ironing</title><link>http://www.abum.com/55604/Karate-Ironing.html</link><description>Getting clothes ironed has never been so tough!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-55604/Karate-Ironing.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/55604.jpg</image><media:title>Karate Ironing</media:title><media:description>Getting clothes ironed has never been so tough!</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>iron,karate,fight,board</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/55604.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Karate Chop Slow Mo</title><link>http://www.abum.com/85878/Karate-Chop-Slow-Mo.html</link><description>It looks impressive at full speed but in slow motion like this it just looks painful. 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