<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny date - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny date - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Wed, 08 Dec 2004 00:00:08 -0500</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Wed, 08 Dec 2004 00:00:08 -0500</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Fri, 18 Feb 2005 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>would u date her???</title><link>http://www.abum.com/2419/would-u-date-her.html</link><description></description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-2419/would-u-date-her.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/2419.jpg</image><media:title>would u date her???</media:title><media:description></media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>would,date</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/2419.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 08 Dec 2004 00:00:08 -0500</pubDate><title>I was really jealous of this kids prom date, she is so hot.</title><link>http://www.abum.com/857/I-was-really-jealous-of-this-kids-prom-date-she-is-so-hot.html</link><description></description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-857/I-was-really-jealous-of-this-kids-prom-date-she-is-so-hot.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/857.jpg</image><media:title>I was really jealous of this kids prom date, she is so hot.</media:title><media:description></media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>was,really,jealous,kids,prom,date,hot</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/857.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sat, 05 Aug 2006 00:00:09 -0400</pubDate><title>Elf Sim Date II</title><link>http://www.abum.com/20027/Elf-Sim-Date-II.html</link><description>The sequel to the 2005 game hit! 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