<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny ouch - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny ouch - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Sat, 12 Mar 2005 00:00:02 -0500</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Sat, 12 Mar 2005 00:00:02 -0500</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Wed, 09 Nov 2005 00:00:57 -0500</pubDate><title>Animal Carnage</title><link>http://www.abum.com/9656/Animal-Carnage.html</link><description>3 minutes and 34 seconds worth of evidence why you don&#039;t mess with critters.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-9656/Animal-Carnage.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/9656.jpg</image><media:title>Animal Carnage</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/9656.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="214" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>3 minutes and 34 seconds worth of evidence why you don&#039;t mess with critters.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>animals,montage,music,ouch</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/9656.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sat, 12 Mar 2005 00:00:02 -0500</pubDate><title>OUCH!!!!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/2741/OUCH.html</link><description>Guy gets shot in the nuts with a metal pallet</description><category>People</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-2741/OUCH.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/2741.jpg</image><media:title>OUCH!!!!</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/2741.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="26" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>Guy gets shot in the nuts with a metal pallet</media:description><media:category>People</media:category><media:keywords>ouch</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/2741.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 09 Oct 2005 00:04:53 -0400</pubDate><title>Wrong Fence</title><link>http://www.abum.com/8353/Wrong-Fence.html</link><description>If you&#039;ve got the right kind of car, you&#039;ll make the wrong kind of choices.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-8353/Wrong-Fence.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/8353.jpg</image><media:title>Wrong Fence</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/8353.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="38" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>If you&#039;ve got the right kind of car, you&#039;ll make the wrong kind of choices.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>fence,ouch,piss</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/8353.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2005 00:00:41 -0400</pubDate><title>Karate Bloopers</title><link>http://www.abum.com/8862/Karate-Bloopers.html</link><description>What happens when the masters of the deadly turn out to just be deadly to themselves.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-8862/Karate-Bloopers.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/8862.jpg</image><media:title>Karate Bloopers</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/8862.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="64" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>What happens when the masters of the deadly turn out to just be deadly to themselves.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>accident,blooper,karate,ouch</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/8862.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 16 Oct 2005 00:00:16 -0400</pubDate><title>Do not WHAT!?</title><link>http://www.abum.com/8654/Do-not-WHAT.html</link><description>Sage advice</description><category>People</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-8654/Do-not-WHAT.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/8654.jpg</image><media:title>Do not WHAT!?</media:title><media:description>Sage advice</media:description><media:category>People</media:category><media:keywords>fetish,gross,insert,ouch</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/8654.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 07 Jan 2005 00:00:07 -0500</pubDate><title>Ouch! I&#039;d rather just not play!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/1867/Ouch-I-d-rather-just-not-play.html</link><description></description><category>People</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-1867/Ouch-I-d-rather-just-not-play.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/1867.jpg</image><media:title>Ouch! I&#039;d rather just not play!</media:title><media:description></media:description><media:category>People</media:category><media:keywords>ouch,rather,just,play</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/1867.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sat, 24 Sep 2005 00:04:02 -0400</pubDate><title>Fly ball</title><link>http://www.abum.com/7832/Fly-ball.html</link><description>Can you guess who&#039;s the home team?</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-7832/Fly-ball.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/7832.jpg</image><media:title>Fly ball</media:title><media:description>Can you guess who&#039;s the home team?</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>ouch,punch,sports</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/7832.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 06 Apr 2005 00:00:03 -0400</pubDate><title>Ouch. 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Just ouch.</media:title><media:description></media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>ouch,just</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/3107.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2005 00:00:27 -0500</pubDate><title>Repair Your Home Destroy Yourself</title><link>http://www.abum.com/11012/Repair-Your-Home-Destroy-Yourself.html</link><description>Hilarious montage of people who really should have spent the money to bring out a professional</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-11012/Repair-Your-Home-Destroy-Yourself.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/11012.jpg</image><media:title>Repair Your Home Destroy Yourself</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/11012.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="88" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>Hilarious montage of people who really should have spent the money to bring out a professional</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>break,dumb,house,montage,ouch</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/11012.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sat, 26 Nov 2005 00:00:28 -0500</pubDate><title>Incredible Catch</title><link>http://www.abum.com/10318/Incredible-Catch.html</link><description>Women will do anything to get married, even take a face full of bark</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-10318/Incredible-Catch.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/10318.jpg</image><media:title>Incredible Catch</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/10318.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="5" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>Women will do anything to get married, even take a face full of bark</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>fall,ouch,toss,wedding</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/10318.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2005 01:19:57 -0500</pubDate><title>Test of Strength</title><link>http://www.abum.com/9574/Test-of-Strength.html</link><description>Can you spell concussion?</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-9574/Test-of-Strength.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/9574.jpg</image><media:title>Test of Strength</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/9574.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="23" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>Can you spell concussion?</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>concussion,drunk,ouch</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/9574.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 03 Oct 2005 00:06:05 -0400</pubDate><title>Cycle Jump</title><link>http://www.abum.com/8182/Cycle-Jump.html</link><description>Somehow I doubt this was the intended stunt</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-8182/Cycle-Jump.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/8182.jpg</image><media:title>Cycle Jump</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/8182.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="5" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>Somehow I doubt this was the intended stunt</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>bike,crash,flip,ouch</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/8182.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 04 Mar 2013 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Car Crash Explained (OUCH!)</title><link>http://www.abum.com/90138/Car-Crash-Explained-OUCH.html</link><description>This extremely graphic commercial shows that when a car hits a pedestrian at 70kph he&#039;s pretty much a goner, but just 10kph slower and the pedestrian would have been fine. 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