<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny bears - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny bears - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Fri, 31 Dec 2004 00:03:15 -0500</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Fri, 31 Dec 2004 00:03:15 -0500</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Fri, 31 Dec 2004 00:03:16 -0500</pubDate><title>Bears humping</title><link>http://www.abum.com/1336/Bears-humping.html</link><description></description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-1336/Bears-humping.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/1336.jpg</image><media:title>Bears humping</media:title><media:description></media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>bears,humping</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/1336.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 31 Dec 2004 00:03:15 -0500</pubDate><title>Little kid watching polar bears have sex</title><link>http://www.abum.com/1335/Little-kid-watching-polar-bears-have-sex.html</link><description></description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-1335/Little-kid-watching-polar-bears-have-sex.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/1335.jpg</image><media:title>Little kid watching polar bears have sex</media:title><media:description></media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>little,kid,watching,polar,bears,sex</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/1335.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Special kid reads bears and my body</title><link>http://www.abum.com/62239/Special-kid-reads-bears-and-my-body.html</link><description>Take this video for what you will.</description><category>People</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-62239/Special-kid-reads-bears-and-my-body.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/62239.jpg</image><media:title>Special kid reads bears and my body</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/62239.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="65" height="320" width="320" /><media:description>Take this video for what you will.</media:description><media:category>People</media:category><media:keywords>body,bears,handicapped,poetry</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/62239.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2007 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Grizzly bears fight it out</title><link>http://www.abum.com/60734/Grizzly-bears-fight-it-out.html</link><description>That&#039;s one fight you do NOT want to get in the middle of</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-60734/Grizzly-bears-fight-it-out.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/60734.jpg</image><media:title>Grizzly bears fight it out</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/60734.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="133" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>That&#039;s one fight you do NOT want to get in the middle of</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>fight,bears,grizzly,attack</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/60734.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 25 Jul 2005 00:00:01 -0400</pubDate><title>Rotten Care Bears</title><link>http://www.abum.com/5081/Rotten-Care-Bears.html</link><description>These guys take on a whole new set of rotten abilities</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-5081/Rotten-Care-Bears.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/5081.jpg</image><media:title>Rotten Care Bears</media:title><media:description>These guys take on a whole new set of rotten abilities</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>rotten,care,bears</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/5081.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 04 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Bedroom Cutie Bears All</title><link>http://www.abum.com/82662/Bedroom-Cutie-Bears-All.html</link><description>This is probably the only time in the world where you&#039;ll wish you were a stuffed toy. 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