Monday Morning Dump

It's Monday again, so steady yourself for our weekly collection of pictorial pleasure perfection. Another batch of the juiciest nuggets of internet gold mushed together and squeezed into a vaguely cohesive whole for your admiration. Enjoy.

Well Crafted

Panty (One) Liners

If there's one thing funnier than slogan t-shirts, it's slogan panties! You know a girl's a classy act when she's got 'All You Can Eat' written on her underwear, and me I follow commands like that to the letter. OM NOM NOM NOM.

Jump Rope Girl

Behold the world's best jump roper, jumping rope around the world at different locations across the globe, freestyling it like a badass as she throws the rope around like it's an extension of her body or something.

Scenes from life of toilet paper

She cuts the small paper shapes that she sticks inside the toilet paper rolls. She uses tweezers to manipulate the paper shapes

Playing with Pardus the Black Leopard

A gorgeous looking animal—and it's all fun and games until he rips your throat out and leaves you bleeding to death.

Riding a Scooter... Like a BOSS!

When you're taking your girl on your scooter for a ride around town, you can do it normally or you can do it the badass way like this boss. That way the whole world can see what an absolute dude you are.

Welcome to Our Reality

The armed forces, if you believed video games or those overblown recruitment commercials you’d think war was like some sort of gung-ho game full of space marines and clearly defined groups of good and evil.

1 Day Movie

Flash (Duffus) wake up to a phone from Angel (Watson) announcing that his being released from the prison and wants the €500K he’d left with Flash for safekeeping. Short of the full amount and pushed for time, Flash is forced to strike a deal with evil (Duncan) who more than lives up to his name. 1 Day follows Flash’s race against the clock as he’s pursued by a rival gang, the police, his three irate and babymothers and his granny.
http://www.1daythemovie.co.uk/1day.html

Freebord A-team in Austria

Don't mind these guys, they're just keeping it real longboarding in the Austrian Alps. Nice sponsorship deal if you can get it; the cool mountain air in your face, the ground whizzing past your feet, the adrenaline pumping through your veins. Whatever.